Why do girls think ALL men look better without a moustache?

I actually think facial hair is really hot, as long as it's nice facial hair. If it grows in patchy or looks like the guy hasn't finished puberty yet, then that's not a good thing, but I think it looks great on pretty much any guy that can grow it in nice and thick. I'm not a fan of big, long wiry looking beards or anything, I'd prefer it to be trimmed relatively short, but facial hair is HOT.